BEHOLD! The accident-waiting-to-happen demon Dutch shoe! Oh yeah. Gimme some a that Swedish love baby! Nothing like a clog with flowers that looks like it's fresh out of a game of bowling. Strike!...out. Yuck!
AAAAAAAAH! What IS this?! Anybody got any ideas? I'm thinking 70's platform gone wrong with a little ballerina thrown in. Ugh. Disco don't. Your feet would hate you.
Shoo! This looks like something Grandma knitted. If Grandma were insane. Let's head to Baby Bonnet Beach!! Only doilied footwear allowed. Well now...I think we're all set. NEXT!
ACK! A cross between a flip flop and an Ugg boot. Mmm. Stylin' and profilin'. My legs would suffocate, but hey, those tootsies can hang in the breeze all they want. Anybody know of a beach where it snows? No? Huh. Strange.
Ah. Nothing like a split platform covered in a rope net. Who said broken ankles weren't sexy? Oh right... EVERYBODY! Apparently balance is un-necessary to this chic. See ya in ICU toots!
Uh...erm...yeah. There's not much to say here. A missing heel and a gigundous platform. Well, I guess there has to be SOMETHING to hold those poor feet up. "Um yes, board of directors. It's either this giant chunk of plastic or a gyroscope. Your choice." Well. Let's hope there's not a strong wind. TIIIIMBER!
Ah yes. The pastel puke shoe. With an added bonus. The ugly blue bathing cat. Mwa ha ha ha ha! Look at it! Tremble in it's presence! Oh...anyone nautious. Bleh he! Ugh...sorry.
Eeeeeaak! Nothin' like a candy crud fabric basket. Let's see...candy canes? Check.
M & M's? Check. All around 'ew' factor? Check, check, and CHECK! Maybe it would be better if this person took off those hideous socks. Well...uh...nope. Still hideodorous.
And the piece de resistance:
TA DA! Aaaaallll RIIIIGHT! What could be better than a creature on your legs? Don't you think that's itchy? Well, it sure ain't stylish. Someone call the game warden! Polar bear on the LOOOOOSE! Aaaaaiiiieeeee!
And there you have it. Some of the ugliest shoes you will ever see. Who decided this stuff was good enough to put on the market? A designer on crack? Well...I probably don't wanna know. Anyway...hopefully that brightened your day. Nothing like ugly footwear to jump start your mood.
Love to all, Elizabeth :)
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Wow! These shoes are AMAZING!! My personal favorite is the cheetah/aquariam shoes. Lol jk jk. They are absolutly hideous! Where did you find these atrocities?
ReplyDeleteI found them on Google. Where else? But come on now, ya gotta admit they're cute! Yeah, cute enough to make you speechless. Ack! More like atrocious!
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