Just for Giggles

I'm bored and could use some laughs so here are funny sayings and vids for you to enjoy: Two blondes lock their keys in the car. One of the blondes tries to break into the car while the the other one watches. Finally the first blonde says "Darn, I can't get in the car!" The other blond replies, "Keep trying, it looks like it's going to rain and the top is down". Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one I'm desperately trying to figure out why suicide pilots wore helmets Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain If you can't fix it with duct tape you haven't used enough This is Tim Hawkins. He's my fav :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JoJtHpVgNo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBhyskisVNM&feature=related Brian Regan. Another Fav. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBko_3wT44Q&feature=related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9em-ZCddWk&feature=related Hope you liked those.

Love to all, Elizabeth :)